What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka)


You know what?  The above meme may have been intended to come off snarky, but as a club patron that’s exactly what I was in the club for.  Not to see boobs, not to touch, not to pick up a hot chick — I was in there because it was the one place I knew that someone would be nice to me and spend as much time with me as I wanted, as long as I held up my end of the bargain.  And you know what else?  I enjoyed every damn minute of it, and considered the time and money I spent in clubs to be the best entertainment value I’ve ever had. 
And I got to see boobs at the same time.  What a deal! 
I Stuck My Heel in a Customer's Eye


And it was totally worth it. This asshole spent the time on my stage not tipping me and talking shit to me like I’m fat and am worthless and not worthy of a tip from his pompous ass. So I reacted naturally when one would be in this situation…
I spilled his drink in his lap, I kicked him in the…

damn you go girl



I wish I could do this.

I will teach you, grasshopper.

Nicole Mejia


Beyoncé | Evolution of sexual lyrics

"I don’t, at all, have any shame about being sexual… and I’m not embarrassed about it and I don’t feel like I have to protect that side of me. I do believe that sexuality is a power that we all have."

(Source: serfbwort)