reblogging again because i love this
bitches need to not look down on strippers
When people correct me every time I say ‘I’m a stripper’ and they’re like ‘no, you’re and exotic dancer’… I quite calmly tell them I’m pretentious enough and I’m proud of what I do, by not calling it stripping, I’m implying there’s something wrong in that and their isn’t.YES. YES. And YES. This happen to me this past week guys like you’re a dancer I’m like no ballerinas are dancers, I’m a stripper and I’m completely okay with that. Guy continues to argue -.-
Yeah it’s very annoying when they say “No, don’t call yourself a stripper!” I’m like bitch, I will call myself whatever the fuck I want.
I got to thinking…ha. I should make a list like this…So here goes.
- You know why baby oil is bullshit.
- You know all of the words to every Nickelback song and don’t like Nickelback.
- You look forward to hearing “Girls, Girls, Girls” and “Closing Time” [it’s the end of the night].
- You’re notoriously terrible at being on time for anything.
Hahahha yes to all of these
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene
My tan has streaks
My favorite heels need to be replaced
I broke a nail
I need gum/mint but i’m about to be booked and there is none in sight
I made just under my goal amount
I dropped a bill and now it’s gone
I felt my body hit wrong and it will bruise
I left _important item_ at home
My foot rolled on uneven floor and I had that mini heartattack but didn’t fall
I had to punch him in the face for breaking the rules