May 2013
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Ashlynn Bast: The Burlesque Ballerina: You Know... →
strippr:
I got to thinking…ha. I should make a list like this…So here goes.
You know why baby oil is bullshit.
You know all of the words to every Nickelback song and don’t like Nickelback.
You look forward to hearing “Girls, Girls, Girls” and “Closing Time” [it’s the end of the night].
You’re notoriously terrible at being on time for anything.
Hahahha yes to all of these
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why is it so fucking slow on a Friday night
April 2013
12 posts
Stripper Bad Times
stripstripsugar:
My tan has streaks My favorite heels need to be replaced I broke a nail I need gum/mint but i’m about to be booked and there is none in sight I made just under my goal amount I dropped a bill and now it’s gone I felt my body hit wrong and it will bruise I’m sweaty I left _important item_ at home My foot rolled on uneven floor and I had that mini heartattack but didn’t fall I had...
Tell me what you think the major cons of being a...
apoisonedtongueandagoldenheart:
I’m curious, would you be a stripper? are you a stripper? what do you think the cons are? and do you think they outweigh the pros?
dealing with hungry men can get irritating.
So I started a new club today…in a new city. It was weird.
March 2013
27 posts
Me waking up the day after a real shitty night at...
stripperlol:
casperoo asked: omg so glad you reblogged that ride remix from my page cause it brought me to your badass tumblr, keep it up girl!
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Watchiluvskinnybitches:
aleksandra rastovic “the devils dance” (nsfw)
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February 2013
19 posts
